crumped out
to flake out on plans with your best friend.
my boy and i was gonna hang out friday but that f-cktard crumped out on me.
1 more definition
to sp-ce out. unresponsive to questions. starring into sp-ce while someone is talking to you.
man, that dude was crumped out, all he said was ‘huh’
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