crumpet


a noun which is a similie for the term ‘p-ssy’ thus meaning the female gentalia. or, to be blunt, the v-g-n-. its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the v-g-n-. it can be used both factually and in slang.
“her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns.”
“lads, i’m on the hunt for some crumpet tonight”
brittish slang for a hot chick
there’s a lovely bit of crumpet there…
a yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. nice with b-tter.
would you like another crumpet, jeeves?
a s-xy person
she’s a nice bit of crumpet
word to describe a good looking female
“she was a good bit of crumpet”
1) a biscuitty thingy peoples eat in england.
2) an std similar to crabs, but like, different.
1) i will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) holy h-ll, that wh-r- gave me crumpets!
a delicous british delicacy that braden has yet to try
my god fergus these crumpets are magnificent
an exclamation used instead of a curse word. (i.e. cr-p, dammit, etc.)
sandra: oh crumpets! i dropped my phone in the toilet!

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