crumping
a form of hip-hop dancing where one dresses up as a clown, complete with make-up, a red nose, and a wig, and dances to beat-filled hip-hop music.
dude, i just won five grand for busting out at that compet-tion with my new crumping routine! i was crumpin’ it all up in here.
great style of dancing, preformed be a select few, preferably to rap or techno beats.
whenever alex and squirrel turn on some techno or rap beats, kitty kat is always crumping around, while wearing her crumping shoes.
verb: as opposed to the form of dance spelled with a k, crumping is the act of putting your hands in your pockets and grabbing someone through your pants. additional points are given for rhyming by way of crumping someones rump, jumping into a crump, or crumping donald trump.
i’m gonna crump denise right now.
-puts hands in pockets, grabs denise-
denise: what the h-ll!?
me: you’ve been crumped. i love crumping.
crumping is a conjunction of the words: crusty and humping
john and mary were found crumping in the corner.
the act of dressing up as a crumpet. covering yourself with b-tter and jam and then through a series of dance like shaking movements attempting to remove them before your compet-tors.
man that was the worst crumping i have ever seen, you were as fresh as just out of the packet.
to lick a persons -n-s hole.
andy has been crumping that girls b-m hole all day!
worst dancing in the world. made from the new gen. hip-pop and needs no skill what so ever to do.
crumper: man im hiphop
bboy: man your hippop
crumper: ohh yea i am hippop, i know nothing of hiphop and its orgins, thanks man
bboy: no problem you suck anyways
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