Crunch Bar


taking a pick to the house, or causing a fumble.
did you see me cause that fumble and take it to the house for a touchdown? that was a mother f-ckin crunch bar!
a person who is crunchy. they exhibit most of the qualities -ssociated with hippies, including vegetarianism, birkenstock-wearing, poor personal hyegiene, and pot-smoking.
our ap psych teacher is such a crunch bar, all we do is listen to weird ethnic music and talk about our feelings.
when someone is giving a rim job and then the rim job-ee takes a nutty sh-t.
hey did you go -ss to mouth?
yeah, but she crunch bar’d me!

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