cumsputter
a surprised individual’s attempt to avoid the oral penetration of -j-c-l-t- while receiving a c-mshot, typically characterized by a sputtering sound as the recipient blows the substance from their lips.
david was amused by his unprepared girlfriend’s c-msputter.
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