Crunching


synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the s-x eyes.

originally coined in the movie “never been kissed” with drew barrymore.
girl-“guy is totally crunching on you.”
barrymore-“do i wanna be crunched?”
girl-“by guy? oh yeah.”
the act of having really rough s-x. possibly with oreo cookies involved.
i was crunching with sam malone last night and i tore that sk-nk up.
the act of taking a crunch
hey drewb’s, quit buggin me, i’m crunching . . .
to feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner’s -n-s.
i think me & lars are gonna go crunching tonight.
saving money in the credit crunch. f-cking buzzwords…
a: you coming out tonight?
s: no mate – im crunching.
a: d-ckhead.
to be a major tool, f-g, queer

a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized gl-sses.
brent, look at that cruncher, what a f-ggot. he thinks he’s crunching but he’s just gay.
to get crunked around lunch time
theres a rough crunching seshion going down at fuell’s….bbq with a side of keg stands.

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