Crunk Nuclear
literally going beyond getting crunk. it’s when the status of a party has reached nuclear levels and anything goes, up to and including dance/drug/alcohol induced combat dancing and roman orgies where such things probably shouldn’t be going on.
nerds, party animals, rockstars, gangstas, prost-tutes, random p-rn starlets, politicians, police officers… your mom. all of them totally f-cked up the next morning as each one awakes in a stupor, smell of liquor and marijuana lingering in the air mixed with stale sweat, musky scent of vajayjay and s-m-n… no two people who’d normally even get along, and it’s evident everyone partied and probably f-cked like fiends.
that’s -crunk nuclear-
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