crush scale
a scale used to determine how infatuated you are with a certain someone.
1. they’re pretty chill.
2. i’d ask them out to a movie.
3. i’d go out with them.
4. i’d shove my erect p-n-s up them all day until we both -j-c-l-t-d everywhere.
5. marry.
person 1: bruh, you like that girl?
person 2: kind of. she’s like a one on the crush scale.
person 1: i got you bruh.
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