Crustworthy


1. when someone is as good as a bread crust that you would eat

and/or

2. someone who you trust will be good most of the time, like a good bread crust
girl: “babe i don’t think some of my new jeans like me…”

guy: “girl you know you’re crustworthy”

girl: ” aw thanks baby! you know i can show how crustworthy i am in bed tonight”

example 2

tom: “hey you going to call our bro perry?”

tim: “ya dude, don’t you know i’m crustworthy”

example 3

c-ssi: “kayla?”

kayla: “what’s wrong?”

c-ssi: “nothing, but thanks for being a crustworthy friend”

kayla: “np, bff! #crustworthy #bff #sayingthingsthatarehashtaggedoutloud”

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