crusty boot
the used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. the crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your -ss/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. a condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.
i pulled a crusty boot out of my -sshole when i woke up today- man i must have been sh-tfaced last night.
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