Crusty Duck Dynasty
the act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of s-m-n and affixing the hairy paste as a sh-tty beard to a p-ssed out jerk while judging and condemning him to h-ll.
after a long weekend with the guys ben started being a real d-ck so we fit him with a crusty duck dynasty after he p-ssed out drunk.
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