crusty ferret



much the same as the crusty weasel, except a ferret is used instead. most often, the subst-tution is for the sake of money and availability, as your local pet store will sell prime ferrets to you with no questions asked.
girl 1: what’s wrong with you?
girl 2: that crusty ferret from last night just stopped kicking.

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