crusty taco


to spread your -ss cheeks and sit on a victim’s face, ensuring your sphincter is directly on their lips, and then farting. this is usually done while the victim is sleeping or p-ssed out.
mike couldn’t handle his liquor, so when he p-ssed out, i gave him a crusty taco.
when you -j-c-l-t- around a girls p-ssy let it dry and then eat her out.
that was one tasty crusty taco i gave to megan last night!

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