crusty vag
crusty vag is when the walls of the v-g-n- are lacking in moisture, in rare occasions when the v-g-n- is at its upmost crustiness the v-g-n- walls begin to fall apart, out of the entrance of the vag (v-g-n-) a solution to crusty vag is to submerge the vag in warm tea for 4 – 6 hours, earl grey is best. the tea must be kept warm, this can be acheived by using a small candle or bunsen burner, or if you are lucky enough to have a bath in your kitchen you can use the hob.
geoffrey: what is that smell, smells like a jar of old foreskins thats been sitting under a radiator for 10 years
izzy: i dont know, its definitly not my vag
(izzy gets off her chair and scratches her vag)
geoffrey: there are smelly flakes falling out your skirt, you have crusty vag you vile sl-t
izzy: omg, no , this is so cringe, can you arrange a bath of earl grey for me
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