crusty willie
to m-st-rb-t- and allow the sperm to stream down ur d-ck, leaving it until it dries then f-cking a girl.
dude, i was w-nking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. at first i was a little p-ssed, but then i decide to just give her a crusty willie.
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