cryfap
(verb.)
to m-st-rb-t- and cry at the same time. usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a s-xual relationship.
the socially awkward emo kid cryfaps in the gym locker room during lunch.
because the object of his affection is both pregnant and engaged, little johnny cryfaps to internet p-rn in his room all day.
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