Crymaxing
an event in which an -rg-sm is so powerfully moving, that one, or both parties involved cries after climaxing.
yeah, i used to have a thing with tyler but i couldn’t take the crymaxing any more so i told him i was lesbian.
this is when you cry just after you have climaxed during s-x, as per the scrubs episode when carla confirms that turk doing it freaked her out!
carla- “i got freaked out when turk cried after s-x”
turk- “baby?!?”
j.d.- “it’s ok to crymax, brown bear”
crymaxing is wierd, don’t believe j.d.!!!!
to cry while masturbating because one is thinking of one’s ex.
from cry + climax.
from reddit: “my girlfriend is going to break up with me in 5 hours from now.”
–remotepath 105 points 16 hours ago
please m-st-rb-t-, it clears your head
–mf4633 59 points 15 hours ago
one caveat: don’t think about her when you’re doing it
–speedstix 33 points 10 hours ago
crymaxing is never good.
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