cryptster
see: a very old hipster – too old for the practice. he or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that n-body cares about, on vinyl. often says “this is really f-cking electronic!”. was spotted at an elvis costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. ruins plastic rimmed gl-sses for everyone. has an std, probably.
there were so many cryptsters at the pixies show we ran out of pbr by song three.
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