to bedazzle or glue shiny things to your t-st-cl-s.
my t-st-cl-s look like disco b-lls, it’s crystal balling.
when someone has cooties and herpes. ted has coopes. they can be spread by touching him.
in im conversations, users often send messages in haste and only afterwards notice a typographical error (shortened as typo). it is common practice to correct the typo by sending a subsequent message where the word correction precedes the correct word. dave: i haet trance dave: correction: i hate trance
- Ralph oven
blowing hard -ss wind under the covers several times and building up stench while ralph is brushing his teeth and getting ready for bed, then when he gets into bed, pull the covers over his head and yell “ralph oven!” and let him enjoy the stench of your -ss gas for at least 30 seconds. […]
experiencing a enormous -rg-sm when listening to the german band rammstein. i was listening to p-ssy from rammstein and i rammgasm-ed all over my ipod touch and it broke….. totally worth it.
- couch money
the left over change caught in the cusions of the couch that you search for when you are broke so you can buy cigarettes, beer, or gas. “yo, i aint got no smokes. i’m broke as h-ll so i’ll hit the couch money.”