crystal cock


when a man has been using speed and gets a rock hard erection.
“oh baby…. c’mon ov’r here and sit on my crystal c-ck and hit my bulby!”
your c-ck gets rock solid on methamphetamine.
“sh-t, i got crystal c-ck off crank”

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