ctfd
calm the f-ck down.
dude, ctfd.
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short for “calm the f-ck down”; used when someone grossly over reacts to a trivial situation.
(bob is sitting at his desk, and alex b-mps into it, accidentally knocking bob’s pen off)
bob: dude, what it what is wrong with you?!
alex: ctfd, man!!
when someone is tripping about something thats not big of a deal, something minor.
acronym for “calm the f-ck down”
roy: sh-t sh-t sh-t!!!
karen: what? (not giving a sh-t)
roy:i got a c on my test!!
karen: ctfd aite..
calm the f-ck down
magnus wouldn’t stop screaming and jumping up and down. so luis screams “ctfd”
“ctfd” is a simpler way of saying “calm the f-ck down!”
omfg will you just ctfd!?
it means chill the f— down, or calm the f— down, usually used when one person gets mad at something simple, which wasn’t meant to insult. also used to calm someone down before a beef.
#1 “dude, stace went to the movies with robert”
#2 “what?!?!?!?”
#1 “dude, ctfd she went with her posse”
“yo mamma so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view!”
“what you say ’bout my mamma?!?!”
“ctfd, it was a harmless joke”
ctfd is a term used over facebook or texting, it stands for calm the f-ck down. it was copyrighted by john and marisa doesnt believe him…
u need to ctfd
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