cucumber

a cuc-mber a long green healthy thing what calum hood used to pleasure the female fans if he feels up to it. the female fans have seen his cuc-mber from a leaked snapchat and it was fairly decently sized; we all thoroughly enjoyed it.
calum f-cked the fan using his large cuc-mber sprouting from his body
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firm and shiny
a female s-xual toy cleverly disguised as a vegetable.

most bag clerks at the grocery stores look at the women purchasing these and guess whether this chick is on a diet or if this thing is going where many men have gone before.

trust me, when a bagger sees a 300 pound woman buying a cuc-mber,he knows she isnt on a diet!

he almost feels sorry for the torture the little green veggie will be suffering.
the bagger knew the cuc-mber was in for a bad night, so he “accidentally” left it out of the bag.
a mess that isn’t as big as a pickle.
“oh snap, we’re in a pickle.”
“naw, man. don’t sweat it, this is just a cuc-mber.”
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent “p-n-s”. available in various lengths and circ-mferences. some have enticing “b-mpies” on them for extra stimulation. best washed and dried before use (who knows where they’ve been !) similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
when she has to come home alone on sat-rday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cuc-mbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
a vegetable, green and elongated.
may i please have some cuc-mber on my salad?
mmm…fresh cuc-mber is a great snack.
dangerous d-ld- for one who is gay. emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. only a doctor could remove it.
the embarr-ssment of having the cuc-mber removed from leroy’s -ss was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.
an item commonly used by certain people for some …entertainment 😉
me: hey, you have a better use for this cuc-mber than i’d ever have.

you: no. no. no.

me: yes you do.
long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a d-ld-. common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.
alex said he saw mrs. duboise buy the 6 longets cuc-mbers at the fruit market yesterday morning.