cum balloon
when someone gets filled up with so much c-m they turn into a balloon
d-mn, josh f-cked his girl so hard last night he turned her into a c-m-balloon!
when you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.
i made a c-m balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay -ss hat.
when one fills balloons with the man juice then proceeds to throw them in the air and allow them to break over one’s face.
brian was bored with jeff’s games so he decided to play c-m balloons by himself.
#j-zz bomb #s-m-n splash #brian’s favorite hobby #jeff’s second favorite hobby #splooge drop
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