cum buddy


a friend/buddy/f-cker that helps you make the c-m come out. they tend to eat it
bob is my c-m buddy.
my c-m buddy sucks

i need a new c-m buddy my current one sucks
someone to help you out when you are hard up
n-body wanted to be theo’s c-m buddy.

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