noun; the unwashed bedding of someone who m-st-rb-t-s too much. the bedding can then be worn as a cape, but the person who wears it must first yell “c-m cape”
wow, joey got really drunk last night. he tied his sheets around his neck like a cape and yelled “c-m cape!”
- c*m fail
also known as c-msh-t failure or c-msh-t fail. when a p-rn actor or anyone tries to shoot c-m on a girl’s face and the c-m doesn’t shoot but rather just droops out and misses her face, in a last resort, he tries to get that last drip on her chin, she even has to scoot […]
- c*m toothpaste
(v.) to attempt to spit after f-ll-t–, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth. b-tt licka uses c-m toothpaste for a good brush! his brush of choice? why, it’s the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
- false incriminations
rickyism for “false accusations”. “why don’t you do your job, instead of making false incriminations all the time?”
- f*nny head
an idiot or someone who does something stupid and random. something my friends made up…and it stuck. “oh my f-ck-ng g-d…you’re such a f-nny head!” an adjective, can be used affectionately or as an insult. rose you f-nnyhead! love you! p-ss off f-nnyhead, just cos i could hardly c-m at your ugly mug.
when you fap too much , and it turns into a disease. fapalitis – i fapped so much my hands are hairier than chewbacca’s.