Cum Cape

noun; the unwashed bedding of someone who m-st-rb-t-s too much. the bedding can then be worn as a cape, but the person who wears it must first yell “c-m cape”
wow, joey got really drunk last night. he tied his sheets around his neck like a cape and yelled “c-m cape!”

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