Cum Fu

1. the graceful art of dodging sperm. some of today’s most notable c-m fu pract-tioners are kim kardashian, dave chappelle, and jude law.
dave chappelle on tv: it was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. man, i dodged that sh-t like the matrix!

random tv viewer: man, dave chappelle is great at c-m fu! my girlfriend…not so much.

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