cum-fungus
fungus of the male spurt
dude, you got a little c-m-fungus on your face
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when a girl gurgals your c-m in the back of her throat then swallows. i blew my load in stacys mouth and she’s still c-mgurgaling!
- lolballs
a corruption of ‘lolcats’. said to mock those who say ‘lol’ or ‘lolcats’ in real life. see teabag. guy #1: “dude i just got castrated in a goldfish attack” guy #2: “lmf–” guy #1: “f’ing lolb-lls” guy#2″you think that girl is hot?” guy #3:”nope”
- Turkey Week
n. the week after thanksgiving, going until all leftover turkey has been devoured. during turkey week turkey eaters dig into turkey sandwiches, wraps, c-sseroles, soups, and any other turkey related meals. turkey week is one of the best weeks of the year. tom: i can’t wait to eat this turkey sandwich! bob: yeah, ya’ gotta […]
- Turkish Deja Vu
n. the instance that occurs when someone is taking a shower, then suddenly (and sometimes still soapy) goes to the toilet to defecate, and then jumps back into the shower instead of using toilet paper. see also: turkish bidet john was twenty minutes late to work this morning because his morning shower turned into a […]
- donut dick
when in an attempt to insert a semi erect p-n-s into the v-g-n-l tunnel, the p-n-s curls up like a donut. “yo dude i was trying to nail this fat chick but my brain wouldnt let me get it up i had donut d-ck!” a d-ck that has had the inner tube stretched by a […]