cum paste
1. to mislead by a false statement; delude.
2. to mislead or falsely persuade others;
2. to deceive
origin: originated from a practical joke played on the howard stern show where howard tried to convince a fan that a bit he submitted “c-m paste” was one of the funniest things he had ever heard.
1. “don’t try to pull a c-m paste over on me.”
2. “c’mon guys, this is totally a c-m paste.”
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