cum-pressor
a technique of pulling out and then compressing air into a v-g-n-/-n-s. it takes time and certain skills to perform this act. when done correctly, you can make a partner flatulate on command or perform a minnesota log chute.
dude, i c-m-pressed her until it looked like she had a thirst -ss cheek… then she blew, and that’s why i got pink eye. be careful, the c-m-pressor is dangerous.
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