Cumbagel


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on one’s bagel, using the s-m-n instead of cream cheese. a good prank.
ted: how the h-ll did you pull a c-mbagel??!! i was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

mark: your mom helped.
a game played by a group of three or more men and a pastry of your choice (preferably a bagel). the object of the game is to m-st-rb-t- and -j-c-l-t- on the pastry (if you -j-c-l-t- but miss it does not count). who ever is last to do so must eat the pastry.
if bill, joe, stan are playing c-m bagel. joe -j-c-l-t-s and hits the bagel, bill -j-c-l-t-s but misses the bagel, and stan -j-c-l-t-s and hits the bagel, then joe and stan would be safe and bill must eat the seaman-covered bagel.

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