cumberbuns
verb
to c-mberbun; c-mberbunned, c-mberbunning
1. the act of shoving a cuc-mber up someone’s -ss.
“i’m gonna take your grandma upstairs and c-mberbun her.”
noun- similar to f-gnuts b-ttnutt ballgazer a term of endearment, emasculating a friend or aquaintance.
me “w-ssup c-mberbuns??! youre looking pretty gay today!” “now go f-ck yourself!”
when you’re girl friend p-sses out before you bust a nut
so you flog the bishop till you skeet all over the b-tches’ -ss.
the b-tch was too d-mn drunk to f-ck, so i gave her sleepin -ss a c-mberbun
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