Cumbercrotch
(1)a person with a large phallus; the phallus in question resembling a cuc-mber in terms of size and width.
(2) the crotch of the british actor benedict c-mberbatch. often discussed on tumblr.
(1) did you see her boyfriend? that man has a c-mbercrotch!
(2) ‘did you see those jeans benedict c-mberbatch was wearing?’ ‘how could i not? it was a great view of the c-mbercrotch!’
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