Cumberland sausage
1. a form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of c-mberland, england, now part of c-mbria. they are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western c-mbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. there is also a rip-off of the c-mberland sausage called the c-mbernauld sausage, which is popular in c-mbernauld. the c-mbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the condorrat sausage.
2. a p-n-s that is like a c-mberland sausage (long, curled up). some women like p-n-ses this long, but others do not. when the guy gets a b-n-r, his trousers usually fall down. if the guy puts breadcrumbs on his c-mberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.
1. for dinner tonight i’m having a c-mberland sausage. what are you having, a c-mbernauld sausage?
2. have you seen that dude with the c-mberland sausage? he creeps me out.
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