Cumflustered
the somewhat mind boggeling confusing which overcomes a woman where she recieves, on her face, several bursts of seminal fluid from multiple angles, resulting in a temporary “dementia” like state accompanied by a bewildering facial expression.
… dude, me mike and the boy’s went all bukake on this drunk hoe’s -ss last night after the club. that b-tch was totally c-mfl-stered
when you get poured on with a load of c-m all over your body.
kratos: i went over to nicky’s house and believe it or not i like got soooo c-m fl-stered by tony.
shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtym-th-f-ka.
nicky: not this story again…
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