when you are getting head from your friend’s totally hot relative while he is sleeping not 6 inches away and you nut in his hair and style his hair into a mohawk.
to justify this:
1. your friend must have made a cold b-st-rd comment earlier that night
2. your friend must have a mohawk as his preferred hair style of choice (adding to the overall comedic value)
3. his cousin/sister/aunt/mom must be totally hot and have a good sense of humor
earlier in that night kanye called i.s. a limp wristed p-ssy, so later that night kanye’s hot cousin gave i.s. head and subsequently a c-mhawk. it was totally awesome and kanye didn’t know sh-t in the morning
if your method of birth control is to pull out, it’s likely that you’ve gotten your own s-xy juices all over your belly. a c-mhawk is when you use those juices as gel to spike up some belly hair into a mohawk-type motif.
she wouldn’t let me c-m inside of her so afterwards i amused myself by molding a nice, perfect c-mhawk.
a place where the cyber undercl-ss dwell and from wherein emerge grunts, insults and inarticulate wailings rotflmao was the only grunt heard from within the depths of the cyberhovel
(n): another way of saying “fingers”, “digits”. dude! my fibgers are so full of bbq sauce. n: used to describe one’s fingers when covered in some substance (i.e. barbecue sauce, syzbo, etc.) “this sucks. i can’t type anything because my fibgers are full of bbq sauce.”
fiebag means the act of harpooning a seacow and teabagging at the same time owning someone in call of duty then harpooning an amber seacow and teabagging your b-tch that you owned in the game i just fiebagged you in call of duty!
- final frantasy
the act of ‘pretending’ one of the background characters in a franchise is the main character and trying to forget the ‘real’ protagonist entirely – especially when they are especially irritating. the most famous example of ‘final frantasy’: the protagonist from final fantasy 12, vaan was vapid irritating and annoying. fran on the other hand […]
- firemans cap
the tip of a p-n-s, looks like a firemans cap. i was washing my car. as my firemans cap rubbed against it, my hiding serpent came out to say hi.