cumjunctivitis

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noun – (c-m-junct-iv-itis)
when one contracts symptoms of conjunctivitis but it is caused by the act of -j-c-l-t–n into ones eye from a partner or themself.
ashleigh: man i must have conjunctivitis pretty bad, my eye’s all sticky.
brad -whispers to gemma-: don’t tell anyone but it’s more like c-mjunctivitis.
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main entry: c-m·junc·ti·vi·tis
pr-nunciation: ‘k&m-“j&ng(k)-ti-“vi-t&s
function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent -j-c-l-t–n therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
a combination of c-m and conjunctivitis (‘pink eye’)
“danm, kurt, why is your left eye so red and why does al have that smirk on his face?”
“it’s an acute case of c-mjunctivitis, as al has lousy aim when he shoots. don’t worry, i nailed him in the nads for it.”
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crusty eye condition caused by a direct hit of c-mshot to the eye. often experienced while playing sacremento skeeball or during a nantucket oyster drop. also reported from a circle jerk. symptoms may include blurred vision and a crust covered eye stuck shut upon waking. usually a temporary condition.
she got c-mjunctivitis and couldn’t see after my load hit her in the eye during a c-m bath.
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when you are giving someone a bl-w j-b, and instead of graciously letting you know theyre about to c-m, they shoot it in your eye, making your eye lid sticky, and turning it very red.
wthull dave, you gave me c-mjunctivitis!