Cumling
1. n. a dried patch of s-m-n on the end of a male genitalia
2. adj. a discriptor for anyone who believes they have power over you or they think they are ‘hot sh-t’.
1. this morning, after my girlfriend left for work, i discovered a c-mling on my p-n-s from the night before as i took a shower.
2. that little brat is nothing but a c-mling
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