cunt cake

on heavier girls, it is the protruding roll of fat just above the v-g-n-. also known as a “gunt”.
you can really see your mom’s c-nt cakes in those stretch pants.
tasty dessert, akin to hair pie, or cake. can be used as a term of affection. derived term from c-nt and cake, also a pun of bundtcake.

see: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, c-ckpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl sp-ce, c-m depository, c-m dumpster, c-nt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front b-m, fly catcher, f-ckhole, garage, gash, gates of heaven, golden doorway, grand canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of h-ll, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love c-n-l, lower lips, meat wallet, m-ff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, p-ssy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, sn-tch, sp-ce, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, tw-t, undercut, v-g-n-, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
i’ve been watering at the mouth all day at the notion of your mother’s fresh c-ntcake!
a f-ckin’ bad-ss.
jamie, you are such a c-ntcake!
the delicious treat, c-nt-cake. add several scoops of whipped cream and other sweet confections in the groin area of a female. then count how many licks it takes to get to the center of the cake and into the cave (abyss), please tell me the answer on how many licks it takes to get to the center of a c-ntcake. -lame music here-
that c-ntcake was a filling late night treet, but i still had room in my tummy to slide my tounge into the cave, and eventually my w-ng.
the act of being a major c-nt followed by the word cake just to make the word c-nt seem mildly good.
person 1: “you’re koolaid taste terrible”

me: “f-ck you to c-ntcake”
derogatory variable of “sweet b-tch”
that desperate housewife b-tch is such a freekin’ c-ntcake, i could slap her.
when you bake a cake in the shape of a semi circle and cut out part of the middle, fill it with icing and put a tube of icing in a shape of a ripple like thingy so it looks like a ravashed bagina. put black licorish (no f-cking clue how to spell it) and arrange over cake like p-b-s. put cherries and cherrie juice in the opening and have a white buldge in the middle for the enourmous cl-t. have s-xless friend throw face first into cake to eat it out.
happy birthday little virgin billy. we got you some hot dank vag for your birthday with some poontang on the side. eat up unless you like da c-ck…. f-g…. i sure love my c-nt cake! yayyyyy c-nt cake! the best c-nt i ever had… and the only one you will ever have little billy! queer…

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