cunt cruncher
when a chick has a crispy p-ssy and the guy peels the dry skin off with his teeth proceeding to crunch on it while fingering her.
“man that b-tch had a crispy p-ssy”
“man ur a dry mouthed, chipped toothed c-nt cruncher!”
a s-x position in which the woman squeezes her v-g-n- so vigorously that the man’s p-n-s ends up beaten and bl–dy. this move is very rare and hard to pull off; however when pulled off correctly, a level of pleasure is achieved that can only be compares to sticking ones p-n-s in hot bacon grease. in short, the woman’s p-ssy muscles essentially crunch the d-ck during s-x until it looks like a lumpy carrot.
woman: babe let me do the c-ntcruncher tonight i love it
man: not tonight last time we did it my d-ck was left shriveled and bl–dy. it was pleasurable though
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