cunt faced cunt
more experienced in their art than a normal c-nt, c-nt faced c-nts excel in all things c-ntish.
claire: “i drank so hard the other night, i barfed and p-ssed my pants”
niki: “i know, you c-nt faced c-nt, you did it on my sofa”
an ambitious young adult, usually college-educated, living in or near a large city. they look after number one, and everyone else is low on the priority list.
“look at that c-nt faced c-nt over there drinking all the mojito’s”
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