Cunt Lint
the crusty organic substance acc-mulated on an unclean v-g-n-. c-nt lint is developed when a woman goes too long without bathing or douching. effects are worse if woman is dry or post menopausal. c-nt lint is closely related to belly b-tton lint.
guy: d-mn gloria, you have to much c-nt lint down there, your vajay feels like moist sandpaper.
gloria: i don’t believe in bathing, i like my own natural scent 🙂
a substance that forms on the v-g-n- of particularly unattractive women due to lack of use or cleansing.
her c-ntlint was thick and woven together with such force that even i couldn’t penetrate it.
n. lint left behind from thong or other undergarment usually discovered after going down on a girl’s v-g-n-. usually ends up on lip or tongue. sometimes not detected until lint reaches back of throat causing you to cough into said v-g-n-. not considered dangerous or life-threatening but rather unpleasant and distracting.
man: mmmm mmmmm mmmm eck! ppppptttt pppppppttt hak!
woman: babe what’s wrong?
man: nothing. just got hold of a little c-nt-lint. nom nom nom
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