cunt manual


any tv show that teaches your daughter to grow up to be a wh-r-, b-tch, or just plain idiot.

see: any teen drama or “real people” reality tv shows. you know what i mean.
dave: sh-t, steve! i walked in and saw my daughter watching the hills and laguna beach!

steve: no way! she’ll grow up to be a complete wh-r-bag if she keeps watching those godd-mn c-nt manuals!

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