cunt opener
many years ago father’s would force his daughter to wear a chast-ty belt to prevent her from losing her virginity. sometime during the industrial age the ‘c-nt opener’ was invented. it was a device that hung on the wall developed by black and dekker. you would insert the woman upside down and she would spin around until she fell to the ground and the little magnet would retain the chast-ty belt.
cr-p, her dad padlocked a chast-ty belt on her!! dudes, anyone got a ‘c-nt opener’ on them?
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