Cuntacle


c-nts who act like they are popsicles and the candy of life, not to be confused with c-nticle, or c-nts who are like popsicles and are the candy of life.
melinda: “hey do you want to go out?”
russ teidrick: “no you c-ntacle, but i’d like to suck on the c-nticle over there.”

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