Cuntlashed


a term which means being twice as p-ssed as ‘sh-tfaced’; on account of the words being used having more extreme connotations. a term to be used sparingly around the females.

completely p-ssed. wasted. out of it. spangled. ruddled.
little billy was c-ntlashed after he drunk a litre of cheap vodka in the park.

‘are you gonna drink all 3 of those jugs of tvr and be the c-ntlashed tw-t who has to be walked home?’
twice as p-ssed as sh-t faced
when an ugly bloke gets laid at a p-ss up

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