Cuntmongler
a rather promiscuous male with the ability to communicate and, through strict meditation or indifference, become one with the c-nt. typically found in darker areas of commute, these rare specimen hunt typically in the late night and early daytime hours, stalking their prey.
girl 1:”did you see that guy downtown last night at the pub?”
girl 2: “yeah, that’s rick, he’s a mean c-ntmongler. watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say ‘hi, my name is…'”.
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