cuntorsion
this act normally occurs during heteros-xual intercourse performed in the “reverse cowgirl” position, but can occur in the midst of other positions. while the man’s p-n-s is inside the woman and she moves too far one way (typically towards the man’s feet), causing an outstretched, uncomfortable sensation for the man.
mike 2: me julie was riding me reverse cowgirl last night and gave my d-ck a serious case of c-ntorsion the way she was movin.
mike 1: weird, that never seems to happen to me…
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