cuntosis
(n.) putrefaction of the p-ssy, a chronic condition resulting in the most foul-smelling meat wallet found in the universe. the discharge from c-ntosis can be smooth or lumpy like the mouth-watering giblet gravy your grandmother used to make.
(see also: c-nt-tis, a less virulent variation of p-ssy pathology than c-ntosis.)
the doctor’s head was half way to the floor when the fetid odor of c-ntosis reached his nostrils.
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