when your mother, mil, or other family member puts words “in” your baby’s mouth to admonish you for being a bad mother.
since i ignore her more direct hints, my mil resorts to contriloquism to make her point. “put a sweater on me, mommy, i’m cold.” said in a high, sing-songy voice.
- cunt rod
1. simple, easy: a p-n-s (c-ck, d-ck, man tool, schl-ng, v-g-n- tickler, etc.) 2. an insult, similar in severity and level of kick–ss to “tw-t” 1. dude i stuck that b-tch with my c-nt rod 2. that girl over there? shes a total c-nt rod also shortened to c-rod in polite company. you can be […]
- smell a cigarette
inhaling second hand smoke while having a conversation with someone who is smoking while not actually smoking yourself. person one: “i’m going to go smoke a cigarette.” person two: “i’ve got to talk to you, i’ll go outside and smell a cigarette with you.” or person one: “dave’s outside smelling a cigarette with the landlord.”
- smells and stains
another word for -n-l s-x and also describes -n-l s-x quite well lmao links well if ur trying 2 get out of doing it. “id do -n-l aslong as there was no smells and stains” “f-ck tht u got smells and stains”
- Smiggity big'uns
a celebratory phrase reffering to the size of a female’s booty or br–sts. (ray) did you see that girls booty. oh my god!!! (bryan) yessir. smiggity big’uns!!!!
- Smile Fucked
1. backstabbing someone while acting like their best friend. 2. befriending someone to proselytize them into your religion. 1. ” i can’t believe janet she is totally “smile f-cked” me , acting like we were best friends when she was sleeping with my boyfriend the whole time” 2. ” i thought lindsay was my friend, […]