cuntwaffle
a derogatory term used to describe a male or female displaying traits of both a:
c-nt; demanding, hyper critical, arrogant, ignorant
and p-ssy; weak, indecisive, fearful, parasitic, needy
wow, i can’t believe what a c-ntwaffle that guy was. he just kept insisting he was hung like a p-rn star, finally i was so annoyed i told him to whip it out. then he just got up and walked away like a beaten puppy.
the state of being such a c-nt, that you are a waffle too.
shannon is a c-ntwaffle!
another way to say c-nt, yet will p-ss off a girl even more.
guy: you c-nt waffle
girl: wtf! im not only a c-nt. im a c-nt waffle.
when a fat woman strips b-tt naked and forces your face into her c-nt, she will then roll around like a waffle maker with your face in between her legs and the cellulite leaving a waffle pattern on your face.
i cant believe it, sheila just gave me a c-nt waffle after i told her not to
one (c-nty indivitual) who is talented in the field of retaining a topping such as syrup, jelly, or b-tter.
“c-ntiness is measured by the efficiency with which one can retain syrup. you, madame, are a waffle.”
“merry christmas, c-ntwaffle!”
noun: term used to describe a “special” kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.
that c-ntwaffle just backed into me.
a breakfast taco with a waffle sh-ll filled with sausage.
nothing is more filling than a c-ntwaffle.
the state of being such a c-nt that you are become a bluewaffle. this can happen when a rather large woman sits on your face and you are given the mixer.
miki: look at the guy over there
midget: yeah what a c-ntwaffle
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